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The Cryptobanker Manifest

  • Own your own assets and keep them to yourself – You have better things to do then showing them off.
  • Always think with your own head – Don’t do something just because you are asked to do it
  • Find your freedom in responsibility and cryptography – It is much better this way.
  • Work smart every single day – And work for yourself
  • Do you want to know the source of funds? – Fuck you, I just found this Bitcoin while walking on the street.
  • What I want to do with my money is definitely not your problem – It wasn’t for years, we will keep it the same way.
  • Don’t fall for the “credit card only” bullshit – Always ask for cash or crypto options.
  • Don’t share your identity – Fuck their KYC process.
  • Hide in plain sight – Look boring and avoid being the magnet for people’s attention
  • In an era of advanced technology, government control has never been tighter – You may think you don’t have anything to hide, but… think again. Never give up the right to your privacy. 
  • Question the system and then question the system again – Because the system is flawed and corrupted. Because behind white collar companies and government authorities hide the worst criminals.
  • Pay the absolute minimum tax you can pay – Stay bellow the radar and out of trouble. From whatever you pay them, be sure that a large amount will be wasted and a larger amount will make some “legal” criminals rich. Better keep it for your family.
  • Be apare that a system created by people cannot operate like a reliable machine – It will be transformed one way to the other into something nasty, for the benefit of the powerful, who simply don’t give a fuck about the normal people. It happened in 2008, will not let it happen again and will not bailout anyone again.
  • From time to time take a sip from the Devil’s cup – but only from time to time and only a sip